Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Beer Hoodie

As the summer drew to a close this year, a friend of mine sent me a link for a special kind of hoodie. No, this isn't designed by a famed street artist, and it's not a This Company X That Company cool guy collabo. It's a lot simpler than all of that. See, I appreciate the finer things in life, but I'm also easily satisfied with the simple and mundane practical items that the world has to offer. Ladies and gentleman, Sunday night's awful Giant's game marked the debut of my Beer Hoodie, which has a kangaroo style Joey-pouch to hold your beer, hands-free.

Hands get cold? No problem, throw it in the hoodie. Need to clap because your team just made an interception? No problem, throw it in the hoodie. Have to call your wife to check-in? No problem, use both hands to drunk dial: throw it in the hoodie. This is genius. I don't care if it's ridiculous. So is spending $10 per beer, but we do it anyway. Because we are committed fools. Yeah, you want one dude. Get it here.


Hell Yup! said...


Dani Gantt said...

when sitting down, it looks like someone exposing their penis.

if this gets into the hands of a frat boy, decency in America will be OFFICIALLY over. lol.

doesn't the beer get warm from the body heat?

anyway.. this is useless to me right now.
a) i'm in the south. it's not that cold yet.
b) i go to sec games so i'm too busy watching GOOD football to think about my hands
c) the tennessee titans' season is donzo! .. buried.. in the ground.. dead.... even its hair and nails stopped growing.