One In Each State?

I really don't need to say much about this photo, but it raises a lot of questions. Does the owner really love the brand? Or is it some kind of ironic joke about the brand, like ultimate sarcasm (i.e. is it s smart statement on the fact that Ed Hardy has sold out so much and made so many products that this dude was like 'Oh yeah? Well I have an Ed Hardy license plate')? The car is obviously a beater, so I'd like to think the latter, but who knows? And finally, is there one of these in every state? How lucky was I that I was fortunate enough to end up behind THE Ed Hardy license plated car in New York City? I could go on for days...

Twitter Presents: Jewish Rap Names

Last night, Twitter became ablaze out of nowhere with a topic called #jewishrapnames. I think most people caught the drift, and it quickly became a game of who can think of the best name alteration first. Some people just didn't get it, and they wrote things that were either unclever, uncouth, or unfunny. Most of you did though, and the homie A-Trak went through and collected the best of the best. I added a few as well. Have a (good) sense of humor and check it out.

Kiddush Cudi
Daven The Dude
Schvitzmaster Mike
Oy Vey Da Jewman
Jerusalem The Damaja
Dr. Dreidel
Ludabris
Latke Flocka
The Ghetto Goys
The Cool Yids
Moses Def
The Lox...
Jew Tang Clan
Too Schwartz
Soulja Boychick
Talis Kweli
Sephardic-Cyde "Passover Me By"
The Lost Tribe Called Quest / Kvetch
Star of David Banner
Matzah P
De La Shul (feat. Trugoy)
Purim Righteous Teachers
Sir Mix-A-Latke / Sir Shiksa-Lot / Sir Schvitz-A-Lot / Sir Mitzvah-Lot
Big Punim
Lord Schmear
Shabbat X
Shalom Village
Leaders of the New Schul
Bris Markie
Menoraeaga
Slim Zadie
Bubbie Sparxxx
Limp Brisket
Afrika Bam-schmata
Kvetch Armstrong
Invisibl Skratch Shekels
Young Berg...
Schticky Fingaz
Fat Jew aka Don Cartahebrew
Jewvenile, Jewnior Mafia, Jewpac
Souls of Mitzvah
Meshugah Hill Gang "Rabbi's Delight"
Rick Reuben
Kugel Keith
Chai'rogrlyphics
Nicki Mi-nosh
Kid Shiksa
Foxy Braun
Sunz of Manichevitz
Lil Knish
Ko$ha
Jay Elec-Hanukkah
Boyz II Mensch
Hasheminem
Eric B. & Hashem
Young Schmuck

Thanks to everyone on Twitter who contributed. Except for those of you who made WWII references that were idiotic and in bad taste. Shame, shame.

Rachel Goodrich- "Lightbulb" (Video)

Check out this clip from South Florida's own Rachel Goodrich. The contrast here is fantastic. Good show, Gluck.

Whip Game Proper

An unfortunate coin toss result in the selection of "shirts vs. skins"...

Is the whip game actually proper? Props to Estevan.

Hollywood Knights- Turk Song

Just watched this flick again and forgot how funny this song by Newbomb Turk (played by a young Robert Wuhl) is. Cheap laughs for sure, but a classic is a classic.

In case you didn't know, this film, directed by Floyd Mutrux, is about a lame Beverly Hills mid-60's gang trying to save their local hang-out Tubby's. It's basically an American Graffiti rip-off, but it's fun in it's own right. It also features young Fran Drescher, Tony Danza and Michelle Pfiefer.

Bonus- One-Armed Violinist Scene

Balls Brothers

We went to europe last month. While we were there, I did what I always like to do- act like a 14 year old when it comes to nut jokes. So here are some photos from the trip. Some of them are really remarkable. These are real places, no photoshopping here.
Balls Brothers Pub- London

Balzac Coffe- Berlin

Balls Sports Bar- Amsterdam

This incredible trio of scrotum-themed establishments prompted us to coin a new name for the crew that was there- The Balls Brothers. That's just how we do it.

Castration Isn't Funny...

Or is it? My brother Matt sent me this. It probably has been all over the net, but I hadn't seen it yet so here it is. Man, this is really messed up. Especially if it's real. I'm going to send it to some Dutch folks to see if they know...

Eminem.com

New splash page up at 8a.m. EST/5a.m. PST.
Wow that was a lot more like a Twitter message. Twittering is real A.D.D. I'm a lawyer by trade originally, so we really like to dig in on stuff. Get to the heart of matters, use many words but stil drill our point home. Pause.
Anyway I'm going to start to try to Twitter so if you want to follow me, I'm bunyan71. I'm not sure I am going to like it though. So much to say...

Drapes & Carpet

This product is now on the shelves in drugstores everywhere. I never knew that people would go to this length for beauty improvement. I don't understand whether women would use this to make their hair on their head match their hair down there or whether they would want some unique coloring down there or whether it's for graying or what. Also, why a special product for this? Wouldn't any old hair dye work or are there some special properties of this particular dye that make it more suitable for this purpose? Discuss.

Milow- Ayo (Technology)

Below is a cover of 50/Justin's hit "Ayo (Technology)"... I'm not sure why, what or where. Or even how.
Milow - Ayo Technology (Music Video)

Jewish Battle Rap

You kind of have to be Jewish to get most of the references here but this is a riot. Baruchashem!

Toyota?

I don't know why I think this is so funny. Maybe it's the look on the woman's face... whether it's fake or not it's damn funny. Shouts out to Skone for the article.

On another note, remember when dudes used to take of letters on the back of there Toyota trucks so that they just read "YO"? I really hated that.

She Doesn't Need a Hook...

But she might need some better fitting clothes. Why does she keep knocking people down? I thought they were her friends.

Mash Out Puppets

This is fantastic.

Classic WWF

This is totally random but I was thinking about old WWF stuff the other day and I looked up some old clips. This one from Piper's Pit is a classic featuring 80's star Cyndi Lauper and the legendary Captain Lou Albano. Watch Lou catch a bad one from Ms. Lauper in this classic footage. There is a clue to the future in this as well..