Twitter Presents: Jewish Rap Names

Last night, Twitter became ablaze out of nowhere with a topic called #jewishrapnames. I think most people caught the drift, and it quickly became a game of who can think of the best name alteration first. Some people just didn't get it, and they wrote things that were either unclever, uncouth, or unfunny. Most of you did though, and the homie A-Trak went through and collected the best of the best. I added a few as well. Have a (good) sense of humor and check it out.

Kiddush Cudi
Daven The Dude
Schvitzmaster Mike
Oy Vey Da Jewman
Jerusalem The Damaja
Dr. Dreidel
Ludabris
Latke Flocka
The Ghetto Goys
The Cool Yids
Moses Def
The Lox...
Jew Tang Clan
Too Schwartz
Soulja Boychick
Talis Kweli
Sephardic-Cyde "Passover Me By"
The Lost Tribe Called Quest / Kvetch
Star of David Banner
Matzah P
De La Shul (feat. Trugoy)
Purim Righteous Teachers
Sir Mix-A-Latke / Sir Shiksa-Lot / Sir Schvitz-A-Lot / Sir Mitzvah-Lot
Big Punim
Lord Schmear
Shabbat X
Shalom Village
Leaders of the New Schul
Bris Markie
Menoraeaga
Slim Zadie
Bubbie Sparxxx
Limp Brisket
Afrika Bam-schmata
Kvetch Armstrong
Invisibl Skratch Shekels
Young Berg...
Schticky Fingaz
Fat Jew aka Don Cartahebrew
Jewvenile, Jewnior Mafia, Jewpac
Souls of Mitzvah
Meshugah Hill Gang "Rabbi's Delight"
Rick Reuben
Kugel Keith
Chai'rogrlyphics
Nicki Mi-nosh
Kid Shiksa
Foxy Braun
Sunz of Manichevitz
Lil Knish
Ko$ha
Jay Elec-Hanukkah
Boyz II Mensch
Hasheminem
Eric B. & Hashem
Young Schmuck

Thanks to everyone on Twitter who contributed. Except for those of you who made WWII references that were idiotic and in bad taste. Shame, shame.

Floyd Mayweather Vs. R.A. The Ruggedman

In continuing with the classic moments on Sirius XM's Shade45, The All-Out Show had a doozie last week... Frequent guest of Lord Sear and Rude Jude, R.A. the Ruggedman, took Floyd Mayweather to task about the quality of his fighting opponents in the past and where he's headed in the future.
I'm not going to give my opinion here, but R.A. sounds like he did his homework, and Floyd sounds like he knows his business. Forgive my tardiness in posting this, I was friggin' busy.

TMSleaze

The homie Trick Trick was shopping at his local adult video store when he stumbled upon this DVD...

No, I didn't watch any of it. But I think that it's hilarious and quite imaginative that someone would create such a mess. Em catches a bad one in the lower left corner (pause). How funny is it that all of the celebrity references are qualified with "Not..."? I bet that TMZ Levin character is going to get a kick out of it. Wait, he's a lawyer also... look out TMSleazers!

The King Dr. Magic

This is one of the best public access cable performances I've ever seen.

Torture Chambers

The mere idea of this is really fucked up. Listening to anything for 24-hours straight is a really bad idea, but this article claims that one individual was forced to listen to Eminem's The Eminem Show album, loudly, 24 hours a day for at least a MONTH. I guess that's better than listening to an individual song as it appears that others were forced to do over and over and over but it would still really suck. A month of "Rain Man". Oh no.

Senior Choir Hip-Hop

Not quite sure what to say about this masterpiece. I mean, WOW. I can't believe nobody told me about it sooner. It already has over 600,000 views. It's really pretty genius actually. I know they weren't serious and someone put this project together as a big goof, but to think about teaching those old ladies some of the lyrics that they said is hilarious. Wish we could see more of the choir leader, he's gangsta.

Dog Day

Every 4th of July at Coney Island's legendary Nathan's Hot Dogs they hold the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest on Surf and Stilwell in Brooklyn. I've always been pretty fascinated by eating competitions. Its utterly ridiculous that they are broadcast on ESPN as a "sport" (but I feel the same way about Poker). But there is something seriously bizarre about people who force their stomachs to the limits by eating massive quantities of food as quickly as possible. So I watch it. Every year. The broadcast is full with sports announcing cliche's and comparisons to other sports. "It's a game of fractions", "this is like 4th and inches", "true competitor's spirit" and "who wanted it more" were some of my favorites from this year. So, the competition is to see who can eat the most cooked hot dogs, with buns, in 10 minutes. Last years champ, Joey Chestnut, ate 60 dogs. His only real competitor is Japanese competitive eating pro Kobayashi, who won Nathan's and various other eating contests (eggs, noodles, pie) for like the prior 10 years. This year, for The Mustard Belt,Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi TIED at 65 dogs. It was a photo finish!So what's the tie breaker? Who can eat 5 dogs the quickest. Joey took Kobayashi out in the sudden death overtime in truly disgusting form. Next year I want to be there in person. I say that every year. Dart, we gotta roll.
Editor's note: this entire entry is hereby "paused."

$164 Million Lottery Winner

Cab Fare and 'No Nose'

Check out this very strange article about stupid people. Something about this smacks of hogwash, particularly the photo of 'No Nose'. It's pretty interesting nonetheless, and if not true, quite creative. However I think it's more Coen Brothers than Tarantino as the writer suggests. Article provided to Rosenblog by The DBK.

Cedar Fest '08 Video

I found this pretty well-edited video (complete with soundtrack) of the party and subsequent police force from Cedar Fest at Michigan State University. It starts off slow but gets pretty good. My two favorite parts are the kid making faces and rabbit ears behind the riot police and the short girl who decides to try to take a street sign into her apartment. Looks like there was plenty of tear gas to go around,,,

Feathered

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On Saturday, March 22, 2008, there was a giant, organized pillow fight in Union Square, New York City. As my wife and I approached Ave. of the Americas on 14th St. coming from the westside, we noticed a substance floating in the air. People were also covered with that same substance, walking away from the park. It turns out there were feathers floating everywhere, and feathers covered people's clothes and hair. We had no idea this was going on, and luckily I had my camera with me like I usually do on the weekends. The clean-up efforts were masssive, as you can see. I don't know why the portly super hero was there...

The Head Wrestler

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